My webmaster does his best. He does all the clever stuff. He’s called Andrew, and if you want someone who can SEO your site up from page 27 to borderline page one, by wizardry alone, I strongly recommend you get in touch.

“A blog or two from you could be all it takes to ease you up onto page one,” he pleads. “But I posted a cracker only 18 months ago,” I insist. Apparently greater frequency is required. What know I of such mystic arts? I am but a scribe…

Ok Andrew? See you in 18 months.