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Pip pip onk onk

Further to my web guru’s request for me to blog more frequently than every year or so, he sent a wee table of my rankings by various search terms:
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I was heartened to discover that I rank ‘above the fold’, as it were, for people searching for ‘pip pip onk onk’, having recently undergone a surge in popularity from 9th to 4th. A hotly contested category no doubt.

Ok Andrew?

My webmaster does his best. He does all the clever stuff. He’s called Andrew, and if you want someone who can SEO your site up from page 27 to borderline page one, by wizardry alone, I strongly recommend you get in touch.

“A blog or two from you could be all it takes to ease you up onto page one,” he pleads. “But I posted a cracker only 18 months ago,” I insist. Apparently greater frequency is required. What know I of such mystic arts? I am but a scribe…

Ok Andrew? See you in 18 months.