A post recently appeared on a forum I visit:

In Tesco, two women mulling over the various toilet cleaning chemicals, such as harpic, domestos etc couldn’t make their minds up, until one of them decided they should “just get the bog standard one”.

I seemed to be the only one that thought it was funny.

Shortly after reading it I suddenly caught myself thinking ‘I really need to get some new boots – these are on their last legs.’