Oh, those monosyllables….

And from The Prince of Darkness himself… “The last 11 general elections read ‘lose, lose, lose, lose, Blair, Blair, Blair, lose, lose, lose, lose’.”

I noticed even Deliveroo getting in on the act, with hoardings at the FA Cup Final bearing the brilliant line:

FOOD. WE GET IT.

Deliveroo somehow managing to come across as both a mate and a trusty servant in just four words and two full stops.  Bet their drivers/riders had a busy half time…