An inspired contribution from TotallyRadical:

“to pander to those who insist that these rules are so unnecessary, let’s ignore the rules, starting with punctuation now that has really cleared things up again and communication is so much easier well now get rid of grammar now its gone things get really clearer bet you was think it would be easiest chuck syntax out mean who I need what words in order is finally out gose speling now it is sew mutch ezy to unnerstan wot we can now speke as wot I lyk wud spek in duh strete see now yew no dat orl deze rool be sew toely yewsles innit”

Innit, indeed.